A Golf-love Man's Experience

A retired executive, now a widower who likes playing golf very much decided to take a vacation He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. Of course he brought his favorite Taylormade R9 Supermax Driver with him. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
During his days on the island, he wanted to play golf deeply with his Taylormade R9 Supermax Driver. But he couldn’t. He feels boring.
One day, when he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
Uncertainly , he asks’, Where did you come from? How did you get here?’ She replies’, I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.’ Amazing’, he notes.’ You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.’ The woman asked the man to row over to her place. The man went with the woman taking his Taylormade R9 Supermax Driver.After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces’, I’m going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.’ No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
‘This woman is amazing’, he muses.’ What next?’ When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.
‘Tell me’, she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him’, We’ve been out here for many months. You’ve been lonely. There’s something I’m sure you really feel like doing right now, something you’ve been longing for?’ She stares into his eyes.
He can’t believe what he’s hearing.’ You mean... ‘He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes. He thought he could play golf with his Taylormade R9 Supermax Driver. He was filled with joys.
‘Don’t tell me you’ve built a Golf Course!!!’